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Mass MTL and Sons

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By Amran Gaye in Fiction, Rome, Mass MTL and Son, Mass MTL and Sons, Dara Mass, Haha, Human Interest, Kore, LAN, Massachusetts, Nyu, shopkeeper, Teye

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(scene: Yaayi Ministerr is in a Peul shop, standing behind a barrier and speaking to the shopkeeper) 
 
- Yow Pol bi joh ma nyaari sachet foe fu… (Mass enters) More kiidu Mass?
- Ah Yayi Ministerr. Yow lore feh ute?
- Haha! - kaaye ma wahla kore Mass. Mass ham nga luuye huss-band gorn.
- Yaayi Ministerr leralal ma - luuye horse-baand gorn?
- Huss-band gorn daal Mass MTL and Son nyore kore fi indi chi dayka bi. Laaj ma pour lan Mass?
- Pour lan Yaayi Ministerr?
- Nyu neh daal jigain nyi ku chi sa jaykarr gaytaynati…
- Gaytain bu mell naka Yaayi Ministerr.
- Lume mune di dorn Mass. Utal la wuja. (one finger up). Di jayfoe ak mbindaan bi. (two fingers). Banya feye sa school feesi hahleh yi.

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